So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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