i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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