What did we do last night that was yellow?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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