But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
