I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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