Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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