It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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