He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
