the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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