If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
