i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's official drugs can't kill me
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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