just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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