Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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