Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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