Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I queefed so loud it echoed.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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