I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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