ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
birth control should be required to get into college
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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