Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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