how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize