Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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