can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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