She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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