yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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