I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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