does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Is it penis luge time yet?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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