You're completely useless in the revolution.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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