So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
is it fun? or sober?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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