Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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