tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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