Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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