did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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