Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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