idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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