well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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