Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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