Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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