Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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