It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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