so explain again why im purple
no
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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