Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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