Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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