Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm passing your future prison.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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