do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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