that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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