I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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