Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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