i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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