how can u be prego again
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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