those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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