normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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