He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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