turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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