it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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