I want to stick my p in your. b.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
