You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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