hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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