how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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